- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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