who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Rebecca Black

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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