What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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