- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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