Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What is older than history?

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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