what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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knock knock

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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