Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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