I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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