What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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guess what? bannanas

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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