Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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