Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's your guys names?

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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