Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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