Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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