- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

copy me and i will kill you

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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