What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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God is real.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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