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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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