- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Hitler and Jews become friends.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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