A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

men, men like men= men+bed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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