- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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