- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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