- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

what looks like a banana? a penis

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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