if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

I agree

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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