Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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