- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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