Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

im saul and i love cock

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

._____________________. Whale!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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