thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Anti Joke

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