What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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