- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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