- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

Roses are red Im adopted

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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