Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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