- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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