- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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