- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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