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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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