What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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