- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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