A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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