A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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