sorry got to poo

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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