- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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