- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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