A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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