- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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