- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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u know whats a crime? rape

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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