- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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