- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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