want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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