what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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