Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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