Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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I love you

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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women's rights

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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