- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

knock knock? come in

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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