- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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