- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What do you call a black man? Rob

if you don't like this you're gay

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Brain fart

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Jebron Lames.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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