- Anti Joke

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

the NAACP

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

poop

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.