How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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