why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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