- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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