Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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