Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Peas

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Anti Jokes = Drained

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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