- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

You're so sweet I have diabetes

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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