Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Terraria

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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