- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

I'm homeless.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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