What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Ily bae

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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