- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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