A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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hey hey apple

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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