- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

who is not good looking? mon morello

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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