Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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* anti-punchline

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Sex

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Men's rights

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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