Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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