- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Caolan and Eamon

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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