- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Sarah Jessica Parker

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Justin Bieber

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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