- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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