- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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