Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Roses are red.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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wanna here a joke? you.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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