- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What's worse than this That :(

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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