- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Stephen Hawking

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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