- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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