Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

alex is cool

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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