What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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read me write me

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Anti Joke

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