- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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