- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A fat guy!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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