- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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