How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Justin Beiber

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Anti Joke

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