nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Anti Joke

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