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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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