- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

someone called someone else a frog

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

i have two hands.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Your're racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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