- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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