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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Chick Norris... Enough said

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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