- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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