- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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