How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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