I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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