- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do I hate? people

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Justin Bieber

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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