- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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