A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Your life

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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