What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Phew... it's gone.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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