- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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