How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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